I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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