The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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