You can't motorboat a personality
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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