i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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