I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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