To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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