Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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