none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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