some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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