i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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