Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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