It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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