thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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