Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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