Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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