I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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