I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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