u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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