The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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