When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You can't just leave with hair like that
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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