I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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