4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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