I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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