I don't think brook has ever known best
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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