He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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