dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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