at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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