Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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