: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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