the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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