That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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