Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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