i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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