I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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