Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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