I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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