Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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