I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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