My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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