so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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