On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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