Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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