Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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