I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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