she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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