THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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