I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
