sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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