yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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