More tranny stories later!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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