i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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